I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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