Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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