Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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