Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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