So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
