Where did you get a picture of my penis
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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