The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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