she was so not down for the gang bang
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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