You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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