Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she smelled like a LAN party
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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