Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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