Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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