The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.