My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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