I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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