Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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