i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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