this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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