I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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