What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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