I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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