Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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