Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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