Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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