If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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