I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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