I swear she didn't look like that last week.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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