No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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