I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
kristin has been a bad kristin
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I didn't notice because vodka
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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