Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
zippers are such a cool invention
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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