Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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