You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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