This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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