Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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