shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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