we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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