There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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