I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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