I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Randomize