census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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