when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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