idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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