I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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