I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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