I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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