I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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