All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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