just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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