i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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