we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's shark week go big or go home
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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