i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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