My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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