why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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