the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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